Jenny McCarthy Quotes
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I don't think I ever said, 'I want to be an actress.' But for Halloween, I dressed up as a movie star from when I was seven to when I was twelve. The costume was always a long dress, with makeup, and my hair curled, and jewelry on. And the movie star was always Jenny McCarthy. So right there you could see a little pattern.
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I can't even begin to tell you how many casting couches I was attacked on. Not just by casting people, but by stars.
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I'm not a sex symbol.
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So basically, I don't know what I'm talking about. But maybe I do.
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I don't sleep in anything. I have to be nude, and if I'm not, I end up ripping my clothes off in the middle of the night.
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The first time I punched in my name and saw how many sites there were, I thought, that's scary. I got too involved where I got worried and panicked and tried to stop it. But you know what, if I just let it go and not worry about it, then it will be fine. Because it's all about how it makes me feel and I was letting it get to me.
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My goal is to be Goldie Hawn. Or Lucille Ball. To make people laugh. To be a legend, you know.
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It's eating healthy and also a crap load of airbrushing. ... I keep myself in very good shape ... but it is definitely a little touched up. I have freckles ... and stretch marks that you do not see here, and they add a little shadowing to make these muscle things happen that don't exist on my body.
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I'm so scared girls look at my breast implants and think, 'To get boys, you need big boobs.' I tell them, 'Don't get it done. Those fears go away. You develop other insecurities, but breasts aren't one of them.' I want to get them half-size.
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My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away.
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You don't need a pickup line. Just glance at a woman from across the room. Glance - don't stare.
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I think the whole computer geek thing is totally attractive...I mean, like all I'd get is total obedience.
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I tried a few times, unsuccessfully, to lose weight. It wasn't until I joined Weight Watchers that I was finally able to do it. I went to meetings and my son came with me. The best thing was that I could eat what I wanted and still lose weight. Slow and steady, I was getting my pre-pregnancy body back.
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I was a puke brunette.
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I'm the comedic girl next door and a lot of fun.
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Marriage is a pretty amazing thing when you think about it. For two people to live together for so long under the same roof is a big accomplishment. Fifty-year anniversaries are becoming extinct, yet again proving that long marriages deserve awards and praise. Sometimes I see old people in restaurants sitting together eating their meals and I watch them. Sometimes it makes me sad. They don't even talk. Is it because they have nothing else to say, or can they simply read each other's mind by now?
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Sometimes I think marriage licenses should be like driver's licenses. They expire after a number of years, and in order to keep going you have to renew. Wouldn't that be kind of genius? It would force you both to look at the relationship, and if it's not working, the marriage would expire so you could go on your merry way, or on the positive side of it, you could look at each other and say we really want to renew. What a way to keep it fresh!!
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I guess now that I think back, I used to play priest and be a funny priest. I don't know, I grew up in such a Catholic family that I kind of liked to test the boundaries a little bit and I think I had fun watching my mom laugh.
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Kids will not listen to that. They're going to experiment no matter what, so you have to be honest.
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