I started being really proud of the fact that I was gay even though I wasn't.
- Kurt Cobain


I have no idea why gay men love me, but I would have to assume it's because they know how much I love the gays! Everyone needs a good gay man in their life.
- Chelsea Handler
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I opposed the Defense of Marriage Act in 1996. It should be repealed and I will vote for its repeal on the Senate floor. I will also oppose any proposal to amend the U.S. Constitution to ban gays and lesbians from marrying.
- Barack Obama
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We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.
- Robin Williams