Men don't realize that if we're sleeping with them on the first date, we're probably not interested in seeing them again either.
- Chelsea Handler
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My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away.
- Jenny McCarthy


You don't need a pickup line. Just glance at a woman from across the room. Glance - don't stare.
- Jenny McCarthy


I think the whole computer geek thing is totally attractive...I mean, like all I'd get is total obedience.
- Jenny McCarthy


If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything.
- Marilyn Monroe